No.1 Hiberdating

　　有异性没人性

　　Definition :means dating in the winter months, or the situation that someone ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend. The second meaning is more popular. The word hiberdating is a blending of the word "hibernating" and "dating", which means a person is in a state of inactivity (hibernating) among friends when dating someone.

　　Hiberdating指在冬季约会恋爱，或者指某人在谈恋爱期间忽略其他朋友的情况，也就是我们常说的“有异性没人性”。第二种用法更普遍一些。Hiberdating这个词是hibernating(冬眠)和dating(约会)两个词的合成词，由此便可知它的意思是一个人在约会恋爱期间中断与朋友联络的状况。

　　E.g. I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

　　自从4个月前詹妮弗跟泰德约会以来，我就一直没有过她的消息。

　　No.2 Askhole

　　爱问鬼

　　Definition: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

　　意思是一个老爱向别人征求建议，却又不听建议，老是对着干的人。

　　E.g. I’m sure stock brokers and lawyers can quickly think of dozens of askholes from among their clientele. That’s not to mention management consultants, counsellors, teachers, parents, and so on —all of whom have dealt with askholes.

　　我敢肯定，股票经纪人、律师很快就能想起一大票爱问鬼客户，更不用说那些管理顾问、咨询师、教师、父母等等——他们全都遭遇过爱问鬼。

　　No.3 Masturdating

　　自我约会

　　Definition: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

　　独自外出。例如：一个人看电影，吃饭等。(类似一个人的约会)

　　E.g. Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating.

　　哥们，我就没发现哪个国家还有跟我一样的老男人。我沉溺于长期自我安慰的约会中不能自拔了。

　　No.4 Bedgasm

　　在床上极其享受的感觉

　　Definition: a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.

　　当结束了一天18个小时的工作、一段长途旅行或数小时极为疲惫的体力活动后，爬到床上后所产生的那种彻底难以抑制的幸福愉快感。

　　E.g. It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

　　大半夜的连开三个小时的车，我实在是很难保持清醒。当我到家后，我爬到床上钻进被窝，彻底享受了10分钟的身体放松愉快感。

　　No.5 Textpectation

　　期待回复短信的少女情怀

　　Definition: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

　　指等着别人回复短信时那种期待的感觉。(有点少女情怀的感觉)

　　E.g. I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.

　　我刚刚给她发了个短信约她出来——但是现在那种期待得到回复的迫切感简直要杀了我。

　　No.6 Chairdobe

　　衣服堆在椅子上

　　Definition: piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.

　　指把衣服都堆在椅子上而不是放衣柜里或挂衣架上。

　　No.7 Cellfish

　　光顾着打电话不理别人的自私行为

　　Defintion: an individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.

　　指某人指顾着打电话，同时对身边的人很粗鲁或欠体贴的行为。

　　E.g. "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish".

　　点餐时你就不能不打电话吗——这样很没礼貌诶。