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双语幽默:一位技术男与老婆之间的信件
2015-01-16 14:37
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Dear Tech Support,
亲爱的技术支持,
Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and Inoticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance,particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, whichOperated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
去年,我把“男友5.0”升级为“老公1.0”。在总体的性能上我发现有明显的下滑,特别是在“鲜花”和“珠宝”的应用上面,没有“男朋友5.0”那么完美无瑕。
In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installedundesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.
另外,“老公1.0”卸载了另一个有价值的程序——“浪漫9.5”,然后又安装了一些不需要的程序,像“新闻5.0”,“金钱3.0”和“足球4.1”。
What can I do ?
我要怎么办?
技术男回复:
Dear Madam,
亲爱的女士,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an OperatingSystem.
首先,请记住,“男朋友5.0”是一个娱乐软件包,而“老公1.0”是一个操作系统。
Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it willautomatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5.
请进入命令“我以为你爱我.html”试着下载“眼泪6.2”。然后它会自动运行“珠宝3.0”和“鲜花3.5”应用。
However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default toSilence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.
不过,记住,过度使用上述功能会引起“老公1.0”默认“沉默3.5”和“眼泪6.1”。
Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0. Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 willautomatically be Downloaded into your System.
同样,不要弄乱“老公1.0”的初始包,否则新的病毒“女朋友2.5”会自动下载到你的系统。
So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These areUnsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.
Good Luck Madam: )
所以要小心了。另外,请不要尝试重新安装“男朋友5.0”系统。这些都是不支持的应用,将会引起“老公1.0”的崩溃。
祝你好运,女士: )
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