11. 浴后神经紊乱：Shower-Imposed Mental Disorder

　　释义：指的是洗澡后会突然出现自我迷恋的症状，主要表现为发自内心地认为自己好看，并对着镜子不停欣赏。

　　This refers to the self-obsession you develop after taking a shower. The major symptoms include suddenly seeing yourself as attractive and keeping appreciating yourself in the mirror.

　　12. 服务员型朋友：Waiterlike Friend

　　释义：指的是那些极具服务精神的朋友。吃烤肉的时候他烤，吃火锅的时候他涮，吃小龙虾的时候他剥。

　　This refers to a friend who really has a service spirit. It's them who roast the food when you go barbecue together. It's them who make sure the meat get cooked when you have a hot pot together. It's them who peel the shells when you have crayfish together.

　　13. 赤裸裸的威胁：Agressive Nakedness

　　释义：指的是那些身材完美的人发布的过于裸露的照片对肥胖人士造成的精神伤害。

　　This means the mental attack which fat people endure after seeing those who have perfect bodies posing photos which are too naked.

　　14. 快消品：Fast Disappearing Goods或 Buy-to-lose Product

　　释义：指的是那些买来之后很快就会不见的东西。例如发卡、指甲刀。

　　It means those things that disappear really fast right after you purchase them, such as hairpins and nail clippers.

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　　15. 间歇性迷信：Intermittent Superstition

　　释义：这种现象主要发生在查看星座分析时，看到夸自己的部分就疯狂点头，看到黑自己的就会觉得这都是胡说八道。

　　This usually happens when people read constellation analyses. They nod in agreement whenever they read something that speaks highly of them. And they decide it's nonsense whenever they come across anything not so flattering.

　　16. 万能好运绝缘体：Universal Luck Repellent

　　释义：抽奖抽不到、恋爱谈不上、睡觉睡不着、学习学不好、游戏菜到爆。

　　Never won a lottery. Never had a real relationship. Can't fall asleep easily at night. Sucks in studying. Sucks in gaming, too.

　　17. 摩羯式休假：Off-Working Vacation

　　释义：表面上拥有双休日和节假日，但实际上只是换个地方继续工作。(是我了!)

　　This refers to those who nominally have weekends and holidays but in fact just work in different places.

　　18. 编剧式观影：Scriptwriter-Style Film Watchin

　　释义：这种人一点也不介意被剧透，甚至还要自己搜剧情介绍。他们必须时刻掌控剧情的走向，不允许发生任何出乎自己意料之外的事情。

　　These people don't mind getting spoilers. Sometimes they even search for plot description themselves. They have to have the whole storyline under their control. They can't tolerate anything that runs outside their expectation.

　　19. 婚介式观影：Matrimonial-Agency-Style Film Watching

　　释义：这种人不管看任何电影、任何剧，只关心一件事：谁跟谁好。

　　No matter what kind of films these people watch, they only care about one thing: Who dates who.

　　20. 广告商式观影：Advertiser-Style Film Watching

　　释义：对这些人来说，剧情是次要的。他们不管看什么的时候总是很敏锐地注意到各种品牌露出，还会在心里自动评估哪个演员的后台更硬、是不是又签了什么奇怪的合同、是不是又要传出绯闻了。

　　For these people, the storyline is not that important. Whatever they watch, they sharply notice all the brand exposures in it. And they automatically evaluate the commercial supports each actor or actress has. And they naturally think about if these people have signed some curious contracts and if they are about to have their affairs exposed.