Tonight, the music video for Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do" premiered, and among the scary zombie lewks and dead old Taylors, was"surprise! (surprise?)"a Tom Hiddleston ref. And not any ole Tom Hiddleston ref, the best Tom Hiddleston ref.

　　今晚，泰勒·斯威夫特的MV《Look What You Made Me Do》首次发布，MV中不但有惊悚的僵尸，以往的泰勒，还有惊喜!(或者也可能不是惊喜?)——抖森作为裁判亮相。不是你知道的那个抖森，是最牛x的抖森!

　　Remember his "I ♥ T.S." tank from last summer? Well, of course you do.

　　大概没人忘了去年夏天抖森身穿“我爱T.S.”背心的场景吧?

　　It was a meme-light of the summer for everyone-except of course for Hiddles himself, who probably didn't enjoy being the butt of all the jokes since, as he told GQ in a later interview, the whole thing was just a joke.

　　那简直是去年夏天互联网的一场盛宴——当然对抖森本人并非如此认为。大概，抖森并不喜欢成为此后一系列玩笑的谈资。他曾在《GQ》的后续访谈中说，那件背心只是一个玩笑。

　　"The truth is, it was the Fourth of July and a public holiday and we were playing a game and I slipped and hurt my back. And I wanted to protect the graze from the sun and said, 'Does anyone have a T-shirt?' And one of her friends said, 'I've got this.' " The friend pulled out the "I ♥ T.S." tank top that Taylor's friends are contractually obligated to own. "And we all laughed about it. It was a joke."

　　“真实的情况是，7月4号那天我们玩游戏时，我滑倒了，伤到了背。不想让伤口被晒到，就问谁有T恤。泰勒的朋友说有，然后就给了我那件‘我爱T.S.’的背心，那件背心是泰勒朋友的。我们都笑了笑，不过是个玩笑而已。”

　　So that's his statement on the entire relationship: an explanation of the tank top. "It was a joke," he repeats. "Among friends."

　　这也是抖森对和泰勒整段恋爱的全部阐述：解释了一件背心的来源。他反复说“只是朋友间的玩笑。”

　　Anyway, if you'd thought you'd seen the end of the "I ♥ T.S." tank era, you thought wrong, for it appeared again on Taylor's backup dancers in the new video.

　　要是有人以为能在MV中看到完整的“我爱T.S.”背心，那就大错特错了，在MV中，泰勒的伴舞另有穿法。

　　But are you surprised? It seems no one is safe in Taylor's reckoning... not even Old Taylor.

　　惊不惊喜?意不意外?按照泰勒的逻辑，似乎没人能十分完美，连曾经的自己也是如此。