People often confuse me but I try not to let them worry me.

　　人们总是让我摸不着头脑，但我尽量不把这些放在心上。

　　New York is a very busy and noisy place, I would prefer to live somewhere much quieter like the moon.

　　纽约是个非常繁忙喧闹的地方，我更喜欢住在安静点的地方，比如月亮上。

　　I don't like crowds, bright lights, sudden noises and strong smells, New York has all these.

　　我不喜欢拥挤的人群，闪亮的灯光，突如其来的噪音和浓烈的味道。这些在纽约都有。

　　The reason I forgive you is because you're not perfect. You are imperfect, and so am I. All humans are imperfect.

　　我原谅你是因为你不是完美的。你是不完美的，我也是。没有人是完美的。

　　I would have to accept myself, my warts and all. We don't get to choose our warts. They're part of us and we have to live with them.

　　我必须接受自己，接受我的缺陷和一切。我们没办法选择自己的缺陷。它们是我们的一部分，所以我们必须接受它们。

　　Everyone's lives are like a very long sidewalk. Some are well paved. Others, like mine, have cracks, banana skins and cigarette butts. Your sidewalk is like mine but probably not as many cracks...

　　每个人的人生就是一条很长的人行道，有的很整洁，而有的像我一样，有裂缝、香蕉皮和烟头。你的人行道像我的一样，但是没有我的这么多裂缝...

　　You are my best friend, you are my only friend.

　　你是我最好的朋友，你是我唯一的朋友。

　　You shouldn’t ever weigh more than your refrigerator, and to never eat anything bigger than your head.

　　对于肥胖者，你永远不应该比你的电冰箱重，也永远不应该吃比你脑袋大的东西。

　　Do not worry about smiling, my mouth hardly ever smiles, but it doesn’t mean I’m not smiling in my brain.

　　不要因为不笑而顾虑，我的嘴总不笑，但这并不表示我的大脑没有在笑。

　　Romance and love was a mysterious language he’d given up on, if only it’s how a toaster works or an explanation of chaos theory, if only there was a mathematical equation for love.

　　浪漫和爱情是一门他早已放弃的高深语言，为什么不是咨询面包机的工作原理，或者宇宙混沌理论，要是爱情像数学一样有方程式就好了。