31.

　　生活不止眼前的苟且

　　还有前任的喜帖

　　Life is not all about the muddle that you see,

　　but also the ones that you will see,

　　such as your ex's wedding invitation.

　　32.

　　许多人说北上广深机会多

　　但没人说那是你的呀

　　People say there are more opportunities in the metropolises.

　　But did anybody ever say they were yours?

　　33.

　　谁说你没有毅力的?

　　单身这事你不就坚持了好几十年么

　　Who said you lack perseverance?

　　You managed to be single for decades!

　　34.

　　女追男隔层纱

　　那得男的本来就对你有好感

　　不然隔的基本都是铁丝网，还是带电的那种

　　They say it's easy for a girl to pursue a man,

　　easy like poking through a veil.

　　But that has to be when the man already has a crush on you.

　　Otherwise what you need to poke through would be a bunch of barbed wire with electricity running through.

　　35.

　　当你失败的时候

　　身边会有一群关心你的人

　　他们会问你发生了什么

　　听听你的失败经验

　　然后心满意足地离开

　　When you fail, there will be people who cares.

　　They come and ask.

　　They listen.

　　And they leave with satisfaction.

　　36.

　　等你老了，走不动了

　　我就每天用轮椅推你到广场上去

　　让你看着我和别的老头跳舞

　　When you get old and lose the ability to walk,

　　I will take you to the plaza in a wheelchair day by day

　　to make you watch me dance with other old men.

　　37.

　　有的人是来爱你的

　　有的人就是来给你上课的

　　Some people come to love you.

　　Some people come to make you question life.

　　38.

　　如果一个人秒回了你

　　只能说明这个人在玩手机

　　If someone text you right back,

　　well, you can be sure he happens to be using his phone.

　　39.

　　你以为他是不会表达

　　其实他只是不想跟你讲话

　　You think he is being clumsy with words.

　　But the fact is he just doesn't want to talk to you.

　　40.

　　喜欢一个人一定要去表白

　　不被拒绝一下，你还真以为自己是小仙女呢

　　If you have a crush on someone, do tell him.

　　Because without his rejection, you'd really see yourself as Cleopatra.

　　41.

　　你努力过后才发现

　　智商的鸿沟是无法逾越的

　　You try.

　　And you learn that IQ is not something you can work on.

　　42.

　　你才二十多岁

　　没有遇到喜欢的人很正常

　　往后你会发现，大概是遇不到的

　　You are just 20.

　　It's absolutely common that you haven't had any crush on anybody.

　　Sooner or later you'll know, it's totally possible that you won't, ever.

　　43.

　　单身没关系

　　以后单身的日子还长着呢

　　It's alright to be single.

　　Anyway, you're gonna be like that for a long long time.

　　44.

　　以前觉得靠关系的人一定很无能

　　接触过后发现人家样样比你强

　　You think people who take advantage of their relationships are without merit.

　　After you meet one, you'll know you have none of their merits.

　　45.

　　不努力的女生

　　会有买不完的地摊货、逛不完的菜市场

　　努力的女生

　　你就没时间逛地摊了

　　因为你只能加班叫外卖、逛网店!

　　Girl, if you don't work hard,

　　you'll spend your life buying cheap products and groceries.

　　But if you work hard,

　　you won't have time for all this!

　　You can only work overtime and buy things online!

（编辑：何莹莹）