The Desperate Chick

　　脱单狂

　　Like the Serial Dater, you’ll give anyone a shot but your reasons are different. You’re tired of dating and scared to end up alone.

　　你和约会狂一样，几乎什么样的对象都可以试试，但你们这么做的原因却不同。你其实已经厌倦了约会，而且害怕自己会孤老一生。

　　You NEED to be with someone, like right now. Your solution: trying really, really, REALLY hard.

　　你需要身边有个人，现在就想要。而你的策略就是：努力脱单，然后更加努力地脱单。

　　If you’re her, remember: Trying too hard is an awesome way to end up with a terrible guy. You need to put dating and men out of your mind for a while and just have fun.

　　如果你是这样的女生，请记住：如果一个人真的这么饥不择食，那基本可以确定她会找到一个渣男。别老想着约会和男人，先让自己好好享受一下生活吧。

　　Stop trying to force it… If you step back a little, stop obsessing, and take the pressure off, dating will be fun again.

　　不要总是强求自己，退一步，冷静一点，给自己减减压，然后你会发现恋爱又变回了一件美好的事情。

　　The Fatalist

　　宿命论者

　　You are done. Not done like The Desperate Chick who’s just ready to accept anyone but DONE as in romantic comedies just straight up piss you off now.

　　你已经认命了。不是像脱单狂那种“谁都可以”式的认命，而是你已经不在乎了，你现在看见浪漫喜剧就想翻白眼。

　　You tried, it didn’t happen, and now you’re just going to chill in your apartment and let yourself go because why even bother? All those people who are in love are eventually going to break up or get divorced anyway. You’re just saving yourself the heartache.

　　你累了，你希望发生的那些事都并没有发生，所以你现在只想一个人窝在房间里放浪形骸;不然还能怎么样呢?那些现在爱得死去活来的人总有一天会分手或者离婚。你这样是在给自己省事。

　　If you’re her, remember: Rejection, breakups, heartache — that stuff is HARD. But that doesn’t mean it’s okay to give up. The reward is too big not to try.

　　如果你是这样的女生，请记住：被人拒绝、分手、心痛，这些的确都不好受。但这并不代表你应该放弃。前方有那么美好的结局在等着，如果不尝试一下岂不是太可惜了?

　　You don’t realize that because you haven’t met the right person yet. But when you do, you’ll understand why it was all worth it. So stop bitching and pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and get back in the game.

　　你现在可能还不这么觉得，但那是因为你还没有遇上那个对的人。而你一旦遇上他之后，你就会发现这一切都是值得的。所以别再愤世嫉俗了，振作起来，让自己重新进入战场。