Norwegian authorities have taken matters into their own hands when it comes to protecting the Realm from the icy wrath of the Night King.

　　挪威当局亲自出马从冰冷、愤怒的夜王手中保卫了他们的王国。

　　The police department in Trondheim, Norway apprehended the snowy Game of Thrones villain after receiving multiple reports of destructive and threatening behavior from the blue-and-grey baddie.

　　挪威特隆赫姆警察局多次接到关于《权力的游戏》中的那个蓝灰色反派有破坏及威胁行为的举报，在那之后，该警局逮捕了这名冰冷的恶棍。

　　"The police have received many complaints about a man from the northern region involved in criminal activity," they explained in a Facebook post (H/T IndieWire) alongside images of him being taken into custody and booked like the subzero perp he is. "Complaints include animal cruelty and property damage (there have been reports of a wall being destroyed), as well as threats to lay vast areas of land desolate . Our night watch has now apprehended the man to deter any further criminal activity on his behalf." Phew!

　　“警察收到多起投诉，称一名来自北方地区的男子参与了犯罪活动，”他们在脸书上的一篇帖子(《独立通讯》)中解释道，随贴还附上了这名男子装扮成权游书中这名冰冷反派的照片以及他被收押的照片。“对他的投诉有虐待动物、毁坏财产(投诉称他毁掉了一座长城)以及有使大片土地变得荒凉的威胁。我们的守夜人如今已逮捕了这名男子，制止了他进一步的犯罪活动。”唷!

　　Of course, this is all just for fun — no, this wasn't a Night King copycat trying to ice blast anyone's fences — and the post is meant to help garner some good will for the station in the case that the public's assistance is needed for real future crimes.

　　当然，这一切只是闹着玩的，并没有人假扮成夜王用寒冰袭击任何人的围栏，而且这篇帖子是为了提升人们对警局的拥护，使警局今后在碰到真正的犯罪活动时能够得到公众的帮助。

　　So, for now at least, the northern threat is still very much imminent for our heroes in Winterfell and beyond. But still. It's sort of cathartic to see even a fake(r) Night King taken down a peg, no? If only it were that simple.

　　所以至少现在临冬城以及其他王国的英雄们依然即将面临北方(异鬼军团)的威胁，但就算看到一个假扮的夜王被教训了一顿是不是也有点大块人心?当然要是事情有这么简单就好了。