11. Red

　　11、红色系

　　What everyone else thinks it means: A warm, intense color often associated with fire engines and cherries.

　　别人认为它的意思是：通常会让人联想到消防车和樱桃的一种温暖的、强烈的颜色。

　　What it really means: Ruby Woo, Film Noir, Cardinal, Dangerous, and Diva (and those are just the ones I tried before leaving the house today).

　　实际上的意思是：Ruby Woo、Film Noir、Cardinal、 Dangerous、Diva(而这些只是当天我离开屋子之前试过的口红而已。)

　　12. Blush

　　12、腮红

　　What everyone else thinks it means: The natural flush of pinkness that comes over a person’s cheeks when they’re embarrassed.

　　别人认为它的意思是：人们感到尴尬时脸颊上呈现出的红晕。

　　What it really means: $30 less in my savings account.

　　实际上的意思是：我的储蓄帐户上少了30美元。

　　13. Bed

　　13、甲床

　　What everyone else thinks it means: The soft, cozy place you lay your perfectly coiffed head at night.

　　别人认为它的意思是：晚上你将做了头发的脑袋躺在上面的柔软又舒适的地方。

　　What it really means: The layer of dermis most likely to get exposed in a door slamming incident when your manicure is most thoroughly lit.

　　实际上的意思是：最有可能被门夹到的皮肤层，而你做的美甲也会毁于一旦。

　　14. Kohls

　　14、眼妆

　　What everyone else thinks it means: The department store where you go to spend your hard-earned Kohl's cash.

　　别人认为它的意思是：你用来消费辛苦攒来的购物券的购物商场。

　　What it really means: Creamy, heavily pigmented, luxurious liners that make you look like Cleo-fucking-patra.

　　实际上的意思是：让你看起来贼高大上的各种防水的、哑光的或是贼贵的眼线笔。

　　15. Swatch

　　15、试色

　　What everyone else thinks it means: An affordable Swiss wristwatch brand.

　　别人认为它的意思是：一款买得起的瑞士手表品牌。

　　What it really means: The 374 very slightly varied shades of pink all over your hand right now.

　　实际上的意思是：覆在你手上的374种颜色差很小的粉红色。

　　16. Diffuse

　　16、蓬松定型

　　What everyone else thinks it means: To spread something out over a large area.

　　别人认为它的意思是：将某物扩散到一片比较大的区域。

　　What it really means: To use a tool that detangles and defines your curls, so that you don't feel the need to cut them all off, spreading them over a large area of the salon floor.

　　实际上的意思是：使用一种能让你的头发变卷并定型的工具，那样你就不会觉得有必要把这部分头发全部剪掉，也不会弄得理发店地板上全都是头发。

　　17. Benefit

　　17、福利

　　What everyone else thinks it means: A perk from your job in addition to your salary, e.g. medical coverage or a 401(k).

　　别人认为它的意思是：工作薪水之外的福利，例如医疗保险或是参加401(K)养老计划。

　　What it really means: Where you spend all that money you should be investing in your 401(k).

　　实际上的意思是：你把应该投资在401(K)养老计划上的所有钱都花在了别的地方。

　　18. Primer

　　18、底妆

　　What everyone else thinks it means: The sticky substance used to prepare walls before painting.

　　别人认为它的意思是：在刷墙之前用来做准备的粘稠物。

　　What it really means: Okay, so basically that, except by "walls", I mean "your face".

　　实际上的意思是：好吧，基本上是那样，除了我说的“墙(walls)”指的是“你的脸”。

　　19. Wings

　　19、挑线

　　What everyone else thinks it means: The most delicious item on the sampler platter (tied with potato skins and mozzarella sticks).

　　别人认为它的意思是：拼盘上最好吃的东西(用土豆皮包裹的芝士条)。

　　What it really means: The line of makeup extending from the outer corner of your eye, two of which you will probably never get to match.

　　实际上的意思是：眼睛外眼角延伸出来的眼线，你可能永远都无法将(左右眼的)这两条线化得对称。

（编辑：何莹莹）