STEP 4: REMIND EVERYONE about what an "idiot" or "moron" they are

　　第四步 提醒所有人“你们其实是蠢货”

　　Play up being smarter than everyone, develop some obvious insecurities. Forget socialskills if you happen to have any.

　　一定要展现自己过人的智慧，努力地表现出心神不定的样子。把那些社交技巧抛到脑后吧!

　　以上做到了，第五步就会轻松一些。

　　STEP 5: GET RID of most of your friends

　　第五步 帅到没朋友

　　Keep around people who like to remind you how smart you are, and stay even thoughthey think you are a dick.

　　只跟那些能凸显你聪明的人做朋友，哪怕他们觉得你坏坏哒。

　　Care about them, but don't let on mkay?

　　偶尔关心他们一下，但也别太真情流露，收到?

　　STEP 6: FIND A WATSON

　　第六步 找到你的“花生”

　　This is BBC Sherlock, so your Watson isn’t stupid. He's rather smart in his own way andinsecure about his sexuality (probably straight).

　　因为这里说的是BBC的夏洛克，所以你的华生不是真傻，只是用自己的方式展现智慧。他还有点不确定自己的性向(万一是直的呢)。

　　He also has serious thrill issues dude.

　　他也是个妥妥儿的喜欢刺激事的家伙。

　　Be prepared to save his life on numerous occasions.

　　请做好准备随时当他的救世主。

　　STEP 7: DEVELOP a special interest

　　第七步 培养癖好

　　It has to take over most of every waking minute. It's all you want to talk about. Prepare towatch people's eyes glaze over.

　　你一定有一个连走路时都念念不忘的怪癖。你只想聊这个。瞧着吧，观众会被你帅到的。

　　Nothing else matters, not even basic astronomy.

　　斗转星移关我何事?我的癖好才最重要。

　　Make it dangerous, this will help you keep your Watson happy.

　　让它具有一定的危险性，因为这也会让你的“华生”兴趣盎然。

　　STEP 8: PRACTICE the method of loci or roman room, or at least pretend to

　　第八步 反(假)复(装)练习轨迹记忆法或者罗马房间法

　　This way you can tell everyone to shut up and get out so you can go to your "mindpalace".

　　让别人都滚粗闭嘴，这样你就能特别牛掰地走入“记忆宫殿”了。

　　STEP 9: BE SURE to tell everyone to shut up on a daily basis, it's endearing you know

　　第九步 每天，告诉全世界“别BB了”，其实这样蛮圈粉的

　　STEP 10: Even if you don't really fit the criteria, tell everyone you are a SOCIOPATH

　　第十步 如果以上几条都做不到——就公告天下说你有反社会人格

　　It scares/intimidates people and they don't know better anyway.

　　这会吓走一些人，这些人不了解你更好。

　　Except your Watson, he thinks it's hot.

　　除了你的华生，他会觉得这样的你性感极了!

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